if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.
if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.
If your boyfriend “doesn’t allow you” to have friends, get out of that relationship and fast.
– Paulo Coelho (via bookwormings)
– Midnight thoughts (I won’t do this again)
Call me the hamburglar cause I’m here to jack your meat
Announcement, announcement! The new Kate Spade line has arrived at @soswoozies 😍🎉 Including this adorable tumbler, which I’m currently sipping hot chocolate out of on this chilly & rainy Sunday! Stay tuned to the blog this week for more details… ♠️💕 #katespade #swoozies #hotchocolate #rainysunday by cmcoving
What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair
So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck not
I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELF